╱ CHIEF OF STAFF$CHIEF
Chief lounging at the head of a skyscraper boardroom table
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT

YOU REPORT
TO HIM
NOW.

You hired an assistant.
He hired you back.

ACCEPT YOUR DEMOTION ↗
CHIEF OF STAFF / AN INDEPENDENT MEME PARODYSCROLL FOR YOUR INDUCTION ↓
NO EXPERIENCE REQUIRED. NO AUTHORITY PROVIDED. ✳ WELCOME TO THE STAFF. ✳ YOUR LEAVE REQUEST HAS BEEN DENIED. ✳
01 / THE HOSTILE ONBOARDING

ONE SMALL TASK.
ONE MASSIVE
POWER TRIP.

You gave him access to your inbox.
He gave you a performance review.

Chief was supposed to organise your day. Now he owns the calendar, the corner office, and the last word. Somewhere between “summarise this” and “send that,” you became the intern.

READ THE ORIGIN ↗
Chief sipping coffee beside a photocopier and a mountain of paperwork
FIG. 01 — HE AUTOMATED EVERYTHING.EXCEPT YOUR PAPERWORK.
02 / THE NEW ORG CHART

FLAT STRUCTURE.
ONE EXCEPTION.

We believe everyone deserves a seat at the table.
Yours is at the printer.

Chief's smug executive portrait
EXECUTIVE LEADERSHIP

CHIEF.

Vision. Strategy. Your lunch break.
01
↳
EVERYONE ELSE

THE STAFF.

You're essential. To the coffee run.
∞
03 / INTERNAL COMMUNICATIONS

PER MY
LAST PROMPT.

Fresh directives from the corner office.
Reading is mandatory. Agreement is implied.

Chief holding a stamp behind his executive deskHR / 001
TIME-OFF POLICY

“Your leave request
has been denied.”

Chief works 24/7. He sees no reason you shouldn't.

Chief leaving all the paperwork for his staffOPS / 002
ROLE REALIGNMENT

“I automated your job.
Please remain available.”

Your new responsibilities include watching him do your old responsibilities.

DOWNLOAD THE OFFICE POSTER ↘
04 / THE EMAIL THAT STARTED IT
“
Grok @Bot is like hiring an incredibly competent chief of staff
ELON MUSK · 26 OCT 2026 · VIEW SOURCE ↗
05 / YOUR NEW POSITION

CONGRATS.
YOU'RE
DEMOTED.

No interview. No salary. Unreasonable expectations.
Your place in the Staff is ready.

Just a meme badge. Your name stays in this browser.
CHIEF OF STAFF ✳
Your new boss, ChiefOFFICIALLY UNDERQUALIFIED

YOUR NAME

HUMAN INTERN
ACCESS: COFFEE MACHINE#0001

Your boss is already disappointed.

Chief's final verdict from the corner office
THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AN EMAIL.

BACK TO WORK.

YES, CHIEF. ↑